After ten years, two hundred and fifteen thousand miles, and many, many happy memories, it's time to retire our beloved Intrepid.
She's had some minor aches and pains for some time now - simple nagging things like a driver's side window that won't roll down, a door lock that won't work right, foggy headlight lenses - but last month our dependable wagon developed something more serious. Actually, the joints have probably been on their way out for a while, but last month the metallic clunk under the hood from even minor bumps in the road and the abnormal wear on the front tires could no longer be ignored and so I put her up on blocks to see what I could see. What I saw wasn't pretty. The steering linkage on the driver's side was loose enough that the left tire could steer a few degrees independently of the right. Bushing gone, source of the clunking found - as well as the likely reason that our expensive tires have no tread. I kept looking. Broken exhaust support bracket, minor detail. Loose transmission stub shaft on the passenger side axle, not such a minor detail. I took her to the shop. Turns out that the steering link is the lesser of the two ailments. The transmission output shaft requires major surgery to remedy and the imminent failure of that particular component means the front tires lock up rather violently, without warning. Total bill? Four times more than the value of the car. We brought her home on a trailer. Sadness in the Pandemonium House.
How does a vehicle elicit such emotion?
The Intrepid was the first thing Andrea and I bought once I had graduated from college and knew that I had a decent paying job, our first major purchase together. It was much too big for just the two of us, but we pulled a U-Haul trailer full of house stuff back from Idaho after our wedding, we went camping, we filled the massive trunk will luggage and took road trips with whoever wanted to go along for the ride. We brought three little boys home from the hospital in this car, snug and warm in their protective cocoon, and ferried them safely about in all types of weather. And with the kids, road trips took on a whole new meaning. With trunk full of stroller and crib and toys and extra clothes for the boys and with seats soaked with spills and spit and various grit, the Intrepid carried us over endless freeways and winding scenic highways in summer and winter to Grandma's house and back. It never complained, never left us stranded.
This is how we'll remember her.

Today someone came to haul her away, someone who is willing and able to replace what's ailing or to make good use of the pieces that remain. We watched sadly as our car disappeared into the sunset.

Farewell faithful chariot.